People sometimes accuse me of making up my dating stories. I really don't. If I were going to make up dating stories, they would involve a rich and handsome man flying me to Hawaii for the weekend. Not emails such as the following. (Which I promise I did not make up.)
"Hello. I live with a woman who won't marry me and wants to see other men, but we share a mortgage so I'm sort of stuck. Given this, would you consider having lunch with me sometime?"
- 66 year man in SLC
No, NO I will not have lunch with you.
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