I Don't Make This Stuff Up

So far this week.....

• Monday morning, 5:30 a.m.  I wake up to a car alarm going off outside my window.  I am so disturbed by this wake-up call after a long Thanksgiving weekend that  I may have thrown a sweatshirt at the wall in protest (keep in mind I was only half awake.)  It didn't solve the problem.  But I felt better.
• Tuesday morning, 9:00 a.m.  I am having a conversation with a co-worker who takes off his shoes and socks, waves his socks in front of my face, and then smells them in front of me because he knows it will gross me out.  This is the level of professionalism that I deal with in my office sometimes! 
• Tuesday evening, 5:30 p.m.  I stop at Dicks Bakery for the brownies I was asked to bring to work for birthdays tomorrow.  I don't want my Wednesday morning to be hectic, so I run this errand Tuesday night.  Because I'm on top of things like that.
• Tuesday evening, 6:30 p.m.  I order an enchilada with rice, NO BEANS, at a Mexican restaurant.  At 6:45 p.m., I am served a large platter of enchiladas with refried beans.  But I can't complain because my friend who ordered an omelet was given chicken tenders and french fries.  Our waitress explains that she messes up orders sometimes because she's from Canada and they don't speak Spanish there like we do.  WHAT?
• Wednesday morning, 7:45 a.m.  I remember that the brownies I need to take for work are still sitting on my kitchen counter.  I flip a U-turn in a busy intersection and drive back to my apartment for the brownies.  There goes my plan to be on top of things this morning.  I am 30 minutes late to work.

I'm afraid to ask - what next???