Send In The Crazy Clowns

As a little bit of background to this post, you should know that I joined another online dating site. I know, I know. I swore I would never make that mistake again. I'm a hypocrite. Not only that - I'm a hypocrite who apparently likes to torture herself. Which is the very worst kind of hypocrite. With that said... the good news for you is that I am again finding myself with some absolutely hilarious material. Take this email I just received. It was the very first contact of any sort from this young man and he chose to end it this way, "Let me know if you would like to spend the rest of your life with me." Very casual. Very smooth. Not "Let me know if you'd like to chat" or even "Let me know if you might want to get together sometime." But "Let me know if you would like to spend the rest of your life with me." Sure, ok. Why not?