You know those moments when you're having a conversation with someone and what you hear yourself saying and what you really want to be saying are two totally different things? I had one of those today.
Speaker #1 (Not Me): You and I are just on different pages.
Speaker #2 (Me): I know.
In a perfect world, where things come out exactly the way you want them to and you don't have to worry about other people's feelings and things, I would have said, "Ok. But I have a degree in English and a Masters in reading and literacy. I am practically an EXPERT in pages. I am on the right page! You are on the wrong page! I am right. You are wrong. Stop being an idiot. Turn the freaking page and get on with it."
Thank you for listening to my self-absorbed rant. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.
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