My Morning

1 Horrifically Bad Hair Day + 1 Headband =
Well, at least I can leave the house now.

Sometimes it's the little things (like headbands) that make life live-able.

Free Beef???

Last weekend I had to replace two of my tires. I was driving home from Layton after dinner with a friend when my car started shaking and otherwise acting up. I pulled off the freeway at the next exit, then spent the next few minutes in a parking lot examining my tires like I knew what I was doing and talking to my brother on my cell phone. After I determined that my tires were still functioning as tires, I drove the rest of the way home at slow speeds on the back roads.

The next day, I bought two new tires at Les Schwab. Apparently my rear tires had "separated" which is a technical term I don't expect you to fully understand. But it's not good news for tires. Lucky for me, Les Schwab was running their "Free Beef" promotion and I got some beef jerky out of the deal. But, seriously, how can they call it free beef? I just gave you $200 and you're giving me new tires and beef jerky. There's nothing free about that.

If I Were in Charge of the World...

You would have to pass an IQ test before you could use the self-checkouts at the grocery store or the post office. Especially the post office.

I Can't Help Myself

This will probably be the one and only time that I post a quote from Ashton Kutcher on my blog. But I can't help it. I've been giggling at this all morning.

"I think every day should be a day of romance. Then, on Valentines Day, you should get to tell whoever you hate that you cannot stand them. There would be one day of hating, and 364 days of love."

As much as it pains me to say it... he's got a point there.